May 2013
5 posts
“When you’re on top, everybody is you-but-off. Women are just men who can’t drive...”
– Jacob Clifton. follow on from this.
“Simple carelessness is what keeps the machine going: Not hate.” That is some motherfunking truth about privilege right there.
(via hucklebarn)
“Here’s the thing about the Boy Scouts deal. When you think about “gay...”
– the ever-wonderful and sense-making Jacob Clifton (via hucklebarn)
1 tag
Brenda Mae and Scotty Mac: “When you talk about... →
scottyandbren:
“When you talk about your boyfriend, or your wedding, or joke about polishing your shotgun on your front porch when your daughter’s boyfriend shows up for her first date, you’re taking part in a grand tradition of understanding that sex happens, and we don’t have to talk about it. But if a gay…
April 2013
11 posts
March 2013
4 posts
You are sitting on Gwyneth’s back patio, enjoying a mojito. Suddenly, the rotisserie goes up in flames! A panicked, but quick-thinking Gwyneth tosses the whole thing in the pool, causing Ludacris to raise one eyebrow. But then Gwyneth just smiles and goes
: One time i watched this vid in like 2002 about... →
cybergay:
One time i watched this vid in like 2002 about this girl that was freegan and she was one of those like 2000’s like afro headed artsy brooklyn-awkward vegan chicks and she waas like “Well yeah this is what i do for lucnh…” *reaches into dumptster* “Oh here is some sour cream….” ”They put so much…
December 2012
1 post
September 2012
2 posts
http://www.jacobclifton.com/2012/09/fucking-pull-it... →
August 2012
6 posts
July 2012
13 posts
yrelectricsurgeissweet:
Woman on the train readin 50 Shapes Of Grapes. Spat in her face and told her there’s WAY better wine literature on the innernet, pushed her over like four or five times.
“We rest under great pillars and gears, architecture of life, form following...”
cygnett:
the year is 2015 and lady gaga is trying to copyright gay people
momgenes:
A woman pours so much hand sanitizer on her hands that it runs off and spills all over the floor. It is pooling at her feet. She continues pouring it. A security guard comes over. Ma’am, you’re causing a disturbance. I’m going to have to ask you to leave. The security guard slips, falls. The security guard is covered in hand sanitizer. The security guard is so clean. The woman is so...
Why Anderson Cooper Is A Thing →
If you think about how many moments in our daily lives are about ignoring or negotiating the sex lives of straight people — from jokes about dads with shotguns on the porch, or about what’s going to happen on your wedding night, or “I saw mommy kissing daddy’s [whatever],” to how you deal with your son-in-law, to what being a grandparent is really about — and...
it is the year 2050. gender in terms of male/female has been replaced with human/dancer. a woman in the delivery room has just given birth and as the doctor pulls the child from her womb she gasps “is it human… or is it dancer?” the doctor cuts the cord and announces, “it’s human.” nobody notices the father’s face darken. he wanted a dancer
June 2012
11 posts
20,000: We`re almost done! →
the20000:
First, we’re going to see if there are any deductions for which you might qualify.
Did you upload to YouTube a video of you performing a cover of Gotye’s “Somebody That I Used to Know” during the last fiscal year? [ ] Yes [ ] No
Did you spend more than three (3) hours extracting and layering…
anhunanol:
Be careful with that blogging
people might think you’re
to something
9 tags
"I Am Alive... And I Am Not Alone"
When they say “Make this decision in these dumb terms that never mattered,” when ME3 makes it all synthetic/organic, you’re going to make the same call as you have the whole time: You’re making the Prometheus call each time. It just looks different:
Fuck Miranda’s Dad, fuck the Quarians, fuck the Salarians. Fuck Martin Sheen the second he broke my heart.
Because if...
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brb #ME3 DLC DND
“I am alive.” “All of us, synthetic and organic, have been changed. The War is over, and the Reapers are helping to rebuild. Where once they threatened us with extinction, they now bring us the collective knowledge of the cultures that came before. As a galaxy, we can now live the lives we have wished for. Taking our first steps into a new and wonderful future where organics and...
